why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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