one might say we're banned from that church
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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