I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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