I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
bring money and cleavage
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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