How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
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Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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