my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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