yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Randomize
