Porn is love you can see.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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