what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I wish there were birth control emojis
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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