they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
