At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
