I am puke
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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