But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
please don't ironically join a cult
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