so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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