So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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