HIV tests are more positive than that guy
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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