ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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