I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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