I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
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He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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