Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
