Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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