Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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