HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
