he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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