im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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