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I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I see more hoeing in ur future
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