It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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