Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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