What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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