I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Who died my cat blue again?
How naked do you want me to be?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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