Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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