wat bout pragnant strippers??
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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