margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
how can u be prego again
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
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she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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