Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
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Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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