Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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