So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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