The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Randomize
