I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
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i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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