wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
dude. I can hear the air.
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