I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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