I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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