What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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