ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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