And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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