I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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