Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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