I think I just saw someone hide a body.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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