doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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