goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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