Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
you made out with another girl for some wings
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight