I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.