yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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