Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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