I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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