Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Non-Jews are for practice
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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