love makes seman taste better
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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